A minotaur gets very sore...

His features they are such a bore
His habits are predicta-bull
Aggressively relia-bull, bull, bull

I'm strong as the earth from which I'm born!
He's strong as the earth from which he's born!
I can't dream well because of my horns!
He can't dream well because of his horns!

I'm the original discriminating buffalo man!
And I'll do what's wrong as long as I can!
He'll do what's wrong as long as he can!

(("The Minotaur Song" by The Incredible String Band))